Oh man, I didn’t know I was sexy enough to attract bots. Time to get my sex on.
Dude, I nap a lot. So I would say that every time I wake up I really do wake up with this intense hunger for dick that can’t be quenched at least three or four times a day. Please don’t use a glass tube to put up your ass :[, use plexiglass! I wouldn’t want the tube breaking inside of you and risking infection, you might die and we would never have a chance to become friends.
I believe it was about six times, back long ago when I used to be a virgin. Your dick muscles get pretty sore after the third nut. I think I could of done more, but I’m not too fond of shooting out blood out of my Filipino chorizo.
You’ve obviously got one part of your information wrong. I am a God.
When my sister told me she had found an apartment to live in. For a while she had been sort of homeless, she lived at my place for a while and also bounced between a few other places with her best friend and at one point was staying in Oak Park. I constantly worry about her all the time, so I was relieved to find out she found a place to live in the downtown area. It’s a very cute place. LOVE YOU, SISTER!
For myself, I had to take standardized testing in high school (SAT-9s). I didn’t really think anything of it until the results came back showing that I was in the 99th percentile for English in the state and that I would be receiving a nice little governor’s scholarship for being a badass at English. It kind of cemented my aspirations for some type of career in writing. I am the opposite of a typical AzN (BESIDES THE FACT THE I HAVE A HUGE MISSISSIPPI SNAKE COCK LOL). I am very average at math, it’s not a very strong subject for me (only 80th percentile).
When my auntie Mila died in an automobile accident. It was the only loss I’ve ever had and it was pretty devastating. I don’t like talking about negative things so I’ll end that right there.
Before I have kids I want to live in San Francisco or Bay area vicinity. After that, I may raise my kids in Sacramento. Towards retirement I would love to have a summer home somewhere in Europe, most likely in France. Sao Paulo or Rio de Janeiro in Brazil would be pretty fucking awesome too, probably because I have a lot of love for latin music (nigga I love to dance). Then I can’t wait to be reincarnated as a human baby and live inside the womb for a while. Please at least let me swim comfortably until the second trimester before you abort :[.
Of course not, and that’s the way I prefer to think things through when I’m interested in any girl. Let’s be modest here. I like to keep it platonic until things are WAY out in the open. I usually wait for the person to make things apparent to me and give me permission to enter. I’m not trying to rush into a relationship or anything no matter how infatuated or gaga I am over someone. I do really want to develop a friendship before I actually decide to take the plunge with anyone. Take crushes at face value, they are just crushes. I will always be super friendly and never expect to receive anything back from you :D.
